Kes’s Biological Clock

Story: Elogium
Written By: Kenneth Biller & Jeri Taylor
Series: Star Trek: Voyager
Year: 1995

Kes’s biological clock is ticking. No really. If she doesn’t get knocked up by the end of the episode she never will! Her race is dumber and dumber the more we learn about them. She’s not even 2 years old yet. THAT MAKES NEELIX EXTRA CREEPY.
Speaking of Neelix, he continues to be annoying AND useless. Then we get these space creatures that are trying to bang the ship. They saw Voyager and were like “I wanna tap that!”

In all seriousness, dumb episode with several dumb premises.

NEXT TIME: Waking Up on Earth